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Del cammin

I don't have all that much to say other than the fact that I'm very pleased Google is finally indexing our news items and comments pages properly. That's the reason why the number of Google referrers on the stats page has risen recently, and, specifically, why we're the number one listing for 'and I'm jello baby'.

Hope everyone is well. Welcome to darkclown, by the way, whoever you are - the first new member we've had in a while. Also, to absolutely anyone, put your postal address in the comments and I'll do my best to send you something.

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64B Heathcote Road
Milford

Better be good.

Already had yours.

Yeah, but just in case.

And now it's immortalised on the internet forever.

74 Nile Road
Milford

Now you all know where I live...not like it was secret anyway.

27B Knightsbridge Drive
Forrest Hill

I hope it's a moustache ride...

PO Box 300 021 Albany

you're all getting mailbombs just fyi

You're about as funny as my ass is non-hairy and tanned.

hush, at least i don't post my home address in a place where anyone can roll up and register and see it.

Oooh...what are you going to do? Toilet paper my house?

"Mum, we stopped rolling houses in the fifth grade"

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"I stole three beers from my Dad. Heh. Heh."

"How exactly do you suck a f--k?!" *makes action* I'm all ears

It gets better - the permalinks show the comments now. And google indexes them pretty damn well too.

The first new member and potentially the oldest. Or so it seems.

So who exactly are you assclown?

assclown?

Is this some kind of initiation ceremony?

The brother of another.

mother

pardon me boy *click* is that the *crack* chattanooga choo choo...

Track 29. Won't you give me a shine.

Which almost sounds rude.

2/9 Glenvale Pl.
Glenfield

(Think you already had that but meh)